❤: Here I am with another story for my collection. I swear they have a meaning, it's just that I don't know it.
We were headed to the most amazing capitalistic non-lieu of our country, the fantastic shopping mall. My bestie and I were ready for a day of uncontrolled spending, never-ending joy. We started from the Nyx Makeup store, all painted in vibrant dark tones for the new Wednesday X Nyx collab release. But wait a minute. The cashier, too young and too beautiful to be trapped here, meets us at the entrance. The mall is about to close. But we only need information. No can do, the mall is closed. It is just some indication, though. No, no, the place is about to be shut down, it's at its latest stage. What to do then, bestie? Well, if it's the last consumistic day of our lives, we'd better make it the best ever! And so we did, my fellow reader, we jumped from one store to another, colourful bags in both our hands, two at first, then four, then six. We carried them with our multi-purpose flexible women's gatherer fingers. And then, why not a spa day! A stop at the hairdresser's to have flowy, shiny hair for tonight with the girls, followed by face masks, a huge staple of feminine beauty. Coconut, jasmine, tea tree oil, argan extract, my friend's skin is shiny, radiating energy, and promoting girls' empowerment. It's so bad that this mall is being shut down. If it were a place for men, they would have kept it open for sure, but when it's a woman who has fun, society always has something to say. The truth is that they hate to see a strong, independent woman coming. But why did this mall find itself in this situation? Let's investigate! Let's split into two. Walk walk walk, A mannequin sways. Weird, there is no wind. Shall we check outside? Ughh, no need, guys... look over there! A ghost lurks around, hides in the restrooms, and poisons the delicious desserts in the food hall. Was there one in the McDonald's chicken burger I got as part of a menu deal for 5 euros? Good thing I got the Hello Kitty X Ninja Turtles collab toy. They say he will bring peace and smash the system. He will break the machine with his rage. He is the King of men, and for that, they want him dead.
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